Keep the Faith

Its a Revolution baby !

The Friendship Oath

1-when you're sad, I will help you get drunk, and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2-when you're blue, I will try dislodge whats choking you.

3-when you smile, I ill know you finally got laid.

4-when you're scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5-when you're worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6-when you're confused, I will use little words.

7-when you're sick, stay the hell awaw from me until you're well again. I dont want whatever you've got.

8-when you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass, and then think about helping your dumbass up.

A good friend will help you move.

A great friend will help you move a body.....Let me know if you ever need a shovel.